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Andy Esquivel arrested (again)

Posted on February 1, 2016 in Andy Esquivel's Scams Andy's Threats Buzz/Wiser Karma Cause Ron Kelsay Trial Updates Uncategorized Wiser Car Cover Wiser E-Cigarettes Wiser Eyes Wiser Helmet Wiser No Phone Zone Wiser Technology Xooplay Xtagged

111701135-mugshot1 Andy Esquivel has been arrested (again) and is now in state custody.  He was taken into custody just before noon on Monday, February 1st – booking number 201600817.  His bail is set at $25,000 cash.  He cannot bond out, he must pay the full amount to be released.

For those of us watching this drama unfold, this comes as no surprise.  This is not the last time Andy will be arrested for probation violation, but because this is the first time it will be his shortest time in jail (30 days).  Next time it’ll be 90 days, then 6 months according to AP&P guidelines.

I’ll post updates on Andy’s status and audio of the court hearings as they become available.  My hunch, given how damning the report by Andy’s probation officer was, this won’t end well. Here’s the custody information website link.

UPDATE: Andy’s hearing before Judge Connors is scheduled for Tuesday, February 16th @ 9:15am.

UPDATE: Andy was released from jail on his own recognizance and a sentencing hearing has been set for March 8th @ 9:15am.  At this hearing, based on what he is posting online, we expect Andy to claim that he has a job, that his parole officer is somehow ‘corrupt’, and that he needs a 6th PO who will be more sympathetic to his latest scam, SmileyHeroes.com.  

UPDATE: The February 16th hearing was a short one, so we’re not going to bother posting the audio online.

UPDATE: Andy’s sentencing hearing has been postponed five times since his release, usually at the request of his public defender.  The new hearing has been scheduled for June 14th @ 9:00am.

Andy Esquivel – Final Word

Posted on November 12, 2014 in Andy Esquivel's Scams Andy's Threats Ron Kelsay Wiser Technology

111701135-mugshot1A judgement has been entered by the State of Utah onto Andy Esquivel’s record requiring him to pay $14,300 in fines and restitution for his Xtagged scam. Andy must submit to DNA, drug, and alcohol testing as a contrition of his probation for the next 36 months.  He also needs to get a  job. It’s been a long road, but Andy Esquivel was finally brought to justice – in no small part BECAUSE OF THIS WEBSITE!!! The conviction of Andy Esquivel is bitter-sweet in that only three of his numerous victims came forward to press charges (representing a little over 10% of the total money consumed by his various scams), but the results are very nearly the same.  Andy’s mental infirmities and propensity for criminal behavior have been documented permanently for the record and future victims will avoid losses because of our efforts.  Furthermore Andy’s existing victims have been publicly vindicated as Andy has admitted for the record that he is a pathological lying sociopath with absolutely no business sense whatsoever. After all the noise and smoke Andy made about a conspiracy against him, it’s a bit disappointing that in the end he admitted wrongdoing and avoided a humiliating public trial, but there’s always Castle and The Blacklist for entertainment so I guess I don’t mind. In the end Andy was arrested for assault, harassment, fraud, and sued for 18+ years of back child support…that pretty much sums up Andy Esquivel and his friends for the world (minus of course the drug use and alcoholism). You can read the final documents of Andy’s case here:

http://www.xtagged.co/files/cases/111701135/111701135-sentence.pdf

http://www.xtagged.co/files/cases/111701135/111701135-final.pdf

Steve Klemark, Allen Brady, Lasharielle Jenkins, and Ronald Dean Kelsay must all feel really stupid right now.

Andy Esquivel lies (a list)

Posted on October 22, 2014 in Andy Esquivel's Scams Andy's Threats Andy's Videos Buzz/Wiser Karma Cause Ron Kelsay Trial Updates Wiser Car Cover Wiser E-Cigarettes Wiser Eyes Wiser Helmet Wiser No Phone Zone Wiser Technology Xooplay Xtagged

Here’s a brief outline of Andy’s various lies:

  • Truth: Andy Esquivel conned $5,000 from an investor named Ryion Butcher
  • Truth: Andy Esquivel conned $50,000 from an investor named Gene Allen Brady and his mother Georgia Brady
  • Truth: Andy Esquivel conned $10,000 from an investor named Kyle Kluff
  • Lies specifically told to scam victim Kyle Cluff in order to secure his investment (quoted from recent testimony):
    • Donald Trump was buying xtagged, and he called Andy and Andy put him on speaker phone so his family could hear and celebrate.
    • 24 hour fitness was endorsing xtagged and we would be on the Biggest loser.
    • Geico was endorsing xtagged.
    • Kyle needed to sell all these Nike stickers so Nike will endorse xtagged.
    • The Attorney General of Colorado was going to endorse xtagged and take it to President Obama.
    • Colorado University professors wanted to use xtagged with the grant money they received.
    • P 90X was going to pay you to use xtagged and if Kyle helped Andy get in shape he was going to split it with Kyle which would of come to $30,000.
    • Andy got paid millions of dollars from real estate companies to use xtagged for selling their homes.
    • Myspace wanted to by xtagged for 5 million dollars.
    • The DMV was going to use xtagged system.
    • Americas most wanted was endorsing xtagged.
    • [Andy wa going to be on Oprah in just 6 more months (this was three years ago).
    • xtagged was going to have a super bowl commercial for 2009 for Budweiser.
    • Andy was in the middle of brokering a deal with Budweiser for your amazing “trademarked” commercial.
    • Andy told Kyle multiple times, “Kyle, it’s done we sold xtagged, your officially a millionaire.”
    • xtagged was supposed to be on 10 different news stations, (many of which were fox news, and not the regional ones but nation wide fox news.) but Andy didn’t want the site to crash because of being over viewed, so he postponed the interview.
    • Scam victims will get their buy out in just one month.
    • All of Andy’s companies, (xtagged, car cover, BTP, the sushi shop) were under the same company name and Kyle owned 3 % of each.
    • Andy had a Google executive fly out to Utah, just to meet him and talk about xtagged.
    • Andy owned www.yourplates.com and was using it as a trial version of xtagged.
    • That xtagged had facial recognition and that Andy ha meetings with many FBI agents who loved xtagged.
    • That xtagged was going to be on shark tank the tv show.
    • That the stocks everyone bought were going to go public of June, 2008 and they would open no lower than $30 a share, and will quickly rise above the price of Google stock.
    • Andy’s ex-lawyer and Allen had a deal to sell Xtagged for 30 million dollars, but the buyers were all about the money so Andy didn’t sell.
  • Truth: Andy Esquivel conned $5,000 from an investor named Stephen R. Klemark, III
  • Truth: Andy Esquivel conned $2,000 from an investor named Chris Engelbrecht
  • Truth: Andy Esquivel conned $1,500 from an investor named Robert Daugherty
  • Truth: According to Andy Esquivel’s former attorney,  Andy is alleged to have conned as much as $100,000 from Melissa Garr [JPG]
  • truth: Andy Esquivel conned $2,500 from an investor named Shar Jenkins and used it to pay back the $2,500 he conned from Logan Laws
    • note: this constitutes running a ‘ponzi scheme’ across state lines according to the Utah Department of Securities.
  • Truth: Andy Esquivel conned more than $70,000 from members of his own family (who all know him as “Chicho”).  formal charges in these cases have not yet been filed, but the victims are communicating with authorities to determine next steps.
  • Truth: Andy Esquivel was convicted of digital harassment in American Fork, Utah (Case#101101231).  Hw was sentenced to a fine and a year’s probabtion.
  • Truth: Xtagged is being investigated for fraud by the Federal Trade Commission (#26458904)
  • Truth: Andy Esquivel has been charged with three felony counts of securities fraud in Davis County Utah (case#111701135) and is currently free on $10,000 bond.  He faces trial on all three counts on October 24th, 2012 and will be representing himself.
  • Truth: Andy Esquivel has been charged with disorderly conduct in connection with a fight he and his cousin John Steer had in Bountiful Utah in 2009 (case#091800357) and is currently free on $750 in cash bail.
  • Truth: Andy Esquivel was convicted in 2004 of felony weapons charges involving drugs [ZIP]
  • Lie: MySpace offered $100 Million to buy MySpaceTagged.com
    • truth – Myspace almost sued Andy over MySpaceTagged.comAndress "Andy" Esquivel
  • Lie: Xtagged authenticates users license plate numbers
    • truth – Xtagged.com never had a connection to any public databases and therefore could not authenticate anything
  • Lie: Xtagged used face recognition software to authenticate users
    • truth – there never was any face recognition software in Xtagged
  • Lie: Xtagged was sponsored by iSafe.org
    • truth – iSafe.org was considering legal action against Xtagged
  • Lie: Xtagged is trademarked
    • truth – Andy never finished filing a trademark on the Xtagged name or logo [click here]
  • Lie: Wiser Electronic Cigarette Inc. bought out Wiser LLC [link]
    • truth – a business entity search with the Colorado Secretary of State reveals that “Wiser Electronic Cigarette, Inc.” does not exist [link]
    • truth – a business entity search with the Colorado Secretary of State reveals that “Wiser LLC” does not exist [link]
  • Lie: Andy Esquivel sold Xtagged for millions and bought houses in Florida, Nevada and Colorado
    • Truth – Andy Esquivel is broke and lives with his mother
  • Lie: On August 25th, Wiser Technology released their Wiser Car Cover.  Andy posted a picture of it being tested at 75 mph in New Mexico [PHOTO]
    • Truth – the photo Andy posted was actually of a 2012 Hyundai Veloster undergoing road tests in the mid west. The car, which has not yet been released, was disguised by black wraps. Many other photos of similarly disguised Velosters are posted across the web, including YouTube videos. Andy spotted one, took a picture of it, and labeled it “Wiser Car Cover” in an attempt to fool people into believing he had a product.
  • Lie: Andy Esquivel partnered with Nike and licensed their logo to merge with Xtagged
    • truth – Nike is considering legal action against Andy Esquivel for trademark infringement
  • Lie: Andy Esquivel partnered with Geico and licensed their logo to merge with Xtagged
    • truth – Geico is considering legal action against Andy Esquivel for trademark infringement
  • Lie: KarmaCause.org was a website affiliated with KarmaCurrency.com.au
    • truth – KarmaCause.org is a domain that used to redirect to KarmaCurrency.com.au without their knowledge
  • Lie: KarmaCause.org and Xtagged helped a homeless family in Denver, as reported by their testimonial on Xtagged.com
    • truth – the entire story was a sham, the photos stolen and the license plate of the alleged homeless family helped by Andy’s charity is fake
  • Lie: Xtagged is worth millions of dollars
    • truth – Xtagged.com is now offline and is therefore worth little more than the fee required to register it with Godaddy.
  • Lie: Google was considering buying Xtagged for $1 Billion dollars
    • truth – the M&A department at Google has never heard of Xtagged and wouldn’t consider buying it if they had
    • update: Andy claims to be suing Google and has started a twitter feed caled “Die-Google-Die” to promote his anti-Google cause.
  • Lie: Stephen R. Klemark bought Xtagged for $24.5 million
    • truth – Stephen R. Klemark doesn’t have $24.5 Million

    Andy Esquivel arrested on weapons charges

  • Lie: Stephen R. Klemark bought Xtagged for $2.4 million
    • truth – Stephen R. Klemark doesn’t have $2.4 million
  • Lie: Xtagged got bought for $50 million
    • truth – nobody is stupid enough to buy Xtagged for $50 million
  • Lie: This message board thread has cost Xtagged $175k or $300k or $2.5m or $12m or $15m (depending on the day of the week) in lost potential investments
    • truth – nobody in their right mind would invest any amount of money into Xtagged
    • truth – Any company considering investing in Xtagged would do their homework first and discover everything we’ve posted here (including the fact that none of the companies mentioned legally exist) on their own
    • truth – It has been noted that pathalogical liars can never remember the lies they’ve told, which is why Andy’s numbers always change with time
  • Lie: Andy Esquivel got financial backing for Xtagged form some company at CES in Las Vegas
    • truth – Andy Esquivel never went to CES and nobody there would have given him the time of day if he had
  • Lie: Andy Esquivel is developing an energy drink called Buzz/Wiser where 50% of the profits will go to MADD
    • truth – MADD is suing Andy Esquivel over this claim
    • truth – there is no energy drink
    • truth – New Belgium Brewing Company is about to sue Andy Esquivel and Stephen R. Klemark, III for using their logo to promote this fake energy drink
  • Lie: Andy Esquivel was working on a deal with a stadium
    • truth – there never was a deal with any stadium
  • Lie: Buzz/Wiser Feel Better is a new version of the Buzz/Wiser drink family that cures hangovers
    • truth – Andy spoofed a drink called Security Feel Better manufactured out of Miami Florida, stole all their graphics, and pretended it was his. The owner of the real drink is taking legal action.
  • Lie: Andy Esquivel filmed his infamous Mariah Carey video in front of a big screen TV owned by one of his business partners
    • truth – Andy Esquivel filmed the Mariah Carey video in front of a wall in his mother’s living room using a laptop projector borrowed from friends
  • Lie: Buzz/Wiser contains a secret ingredient that cures hangovers
    • truth – there is no Buzz/Wiser
  • Lie: Buzz/Wiser has shipped 1 Million units
    • truth – there is no Buzz/Wiser
  • Lie: Buzz/Wiser is a non-alcoholic energy drink
    • truth – there is no Buzz/Wiser
    • truth – published mock-ups photos of the proposed energy drink currently being displayed on the Buzz/Wiser website include the text “alcohol content 5.4%” around the upper lip of the can
  • Lie: Buzz & Wiser is being ‘considered’ for a Superbowl commercial
    • truth – the only ‘consideration’ you need to get a Superbowl commercial is a few million dollars in cash and a good media firm
    • truth – there is no ‘Buzz & Wiser’
  • Lie: Xtagged has a reality show which aired in July of 2008
    • truth – there is no reality show, never was, never will be…
  • Lie: Xtagged will be featured in an upcoming episode of “The Family Guy”
    • truth – no it will not
  • Lie: Xtagged will have a cameo in the upcoming Pixar movie “Cars II”
    • truth – no it will not
  • Lie: The Denver Police Department has endorsed Wiser Technology’s “No Phone Zone” application
    • truth – a spokesperson for the Denver Police Department expressly states that the department does not endorse products of any kind
    • truth – Steve Klemark, who works for the department as a low level clerk, was the subject of an internal affairs investigation and subsequent disciplinary action for using the name of the department to promote his various schemes.
  • Lie: Aspen St. Inn in Colorado has partnered with Wiser E-Cigarette to offer an e-cigarette in every room. Their phone number is (720) 732-7786
    • truth – representatives of the Aspen Street Inn in Colorado have never even heard of e-cigarettes and the phone number above for Andy’s mother, not the inn.
  • Lie: Andy staged a HUGE infomercial to launch his Wiser E-Cigarette on July 4th
    • truth – since Andy still hasn’t posted the video from this amazing television event, we can only assume that it never happened.
  • Lie: “Gary the Bus Driver” was on hand for the infomercial and posted this blog describing the event
    • “Gary the Bus Driver” is actually Andy pretending to be someone who actually thinks his various fictitious products are real. This was revealed in a recent YouTube video posted by Andy in which he surfs Google while still logged in as Gary the Bus Driver (he apparently didn’t realize the login cookie from Blogger persists when you switch to Google.com).
  • Lie: Xtagged has an iPhone app that will start your car for you
    • truth – Andy bought a remote starter and filmed himself starting a car with it after touching the screen of his iPhone…pretending the iPhone started the car
  • Lie: Xtagged software is bundled with the Samsung Instinct
    • truth – Samsung knows nothing about Xtagged, would not bundle this software if it did, and decided not to sue Andy over these claims because they considered the damage caused by his amateur YouTube video minimal
  • Lie: Buzz/Wiser is working on a Superbowl commercial
    • truth – there is no Superbowl commercial
  • Lie: Xtagged was buying Rebecca Dunn a house in Colorado
    • truth – Andy can’t even afford to buy himself a house in Colorado
  • Lie: I’m leaving my job to go work for Andy Esquivel at Xtagged
    • truth – no amount of money in this world is worth going to jail because I worked with Andy Esquivel at Xtagged
  • Lie: Andy Esquivel owns a printing company
    • truth – Andy Esquivel doesn’t own any legitimate businesses
  • Lie: Xtagged has a line of jewelry
    • truth – Andy Esquivel bought one ring with the Xtagged logo on it…this does not constitute a ‘line’
  • Lie: Ryion was fired from Xtagged because he embezzled funds
    • truth – Ryion turned against Xtagged when he found out Andy was a fraud
  • Lie: Someone inside City Weekly deleted Andy Esquivel’s blog posts on CityWeekly.net because they’re against Xtagged
    • truth – nobody at City Weekly gives a damn about Andy Esquivel or Xtagged
  • Lie: 50% of Xtagged profits go to fix healthcare
    • truth – Andy Esquivel voted for Obama and that’s the extent of his contribution to healthcare
  • Lie: The Buzz/Wiser energy drink ships with pills that help women detect sexual drugs in their drinks
    • truth – there is no Buzz/Wiser energy drink and no such “magic pill” to detect Rohypnol, GHB, or any other such “sexual” drug.
  • Lie: Xtagged is patented
    • truth – Andy Esquivel started a patent application, but never finished it
  • Lie: Andy Esquivel developed and patented Blue-tooth profiler
    • truth – there is no blue-tooth profiler and no patent for it
  • Lie: I somehow hacked Rebecca Dunn’s AOL email and sent Viagra ads to all her contacts
    • truth – Rebecca Dunn obviously downloaded a virus.
  • Lie: Xtagged LLC has numerous investors
    • truth – there is no Xtagged LLC
  • Lie: Andy has developed a blue-tooth enabled micro-chip that goes on the tip of an e-cigarette the broadcasts nicotine intake
    • truth – Andy couldn’t develop a microchip if his life depended on it.
  • Lie: Andy has developed a pair of 1080p, high definition, 3D sunglasses that, when connected to a Wii styled gyroscopic cell phone, can take you on a virtual tour of Solomon and Herod’s temples in Jerusalem.
    • truth – besides being so outlandish as to stretch a sane person’s imagination, these products are absolute fantasy.
  • Lie: Andy Esquivel is marketing an e-cig to all the casino’s in Las Vegas and all the nursing homes in Colorado
    • truth – Andy Esquivel could barely afford to buy the demo kits for his e-cig
    • truth – no casino would give Andy Esquivel the time of day
    • truth – Andy Esquivel’s mother works for a nursing home and that’s about the extent of his involvement with them
  • Lie: I’m just attacking Andy because I’m jealous he hired my mother at Xtagged instead of me
    • truth – Andy has never paid my mother, so to say he “hired her is a stretch
    • truth – I have a rewarding career working for one of the ten largest corporations on Earth. Although mu mother offered me a “job” at the non-existent company she claims to head and that Andy pretends to own, I wasn’t stupid enough to take her seriously, much less accept.
  • Lie: Andy gave me a weekend job working at his nightclub “Playground” in Park City
    • truth – Andy was not an owner of Playground. At most he was a regular there who suckered the real owners into signing papers trading 10% of their failing club for exclusive distribution rights to Xtagged.com
    • truth – I only visited Playground twice while it was still in business to take photos of Andy trying to impress people with Xtagged.
    • truth – Andy didn’t have the authority to hire anybody at Playground, and I wouldn’t have accepted a “weekend job” there if he had
  • Lie: Andy Esquivel is suing City Weekly
    • truth – Andy Esquivel isn’t suing anybody
  • Lie: Andy Esquivel is suing me
    • truth – Andy Esquivel isn’t suing anybody
  • Lie: Andy Esquivel is suing Ryion
    • truth – Andy Esquivel isn’t suing anybody
  • Lie: Andy Esquivel is suing a police department in Utah somewhere for harassment after they pulled him over in his Lamborghini and gave him a hard time.
    • truth – Andy Esquivel isn’t suing anybody
    • truth – Andy Esquivel doesn’t own a Lamborghini
  • Lie: the Lamborghini incident was taped by a passenger int he back seat
    • truth – Lamborghini’s don’t have back seats
  • Lie: Andy has developed a backpack-borne child cover that attaches to the valve stem of a car, inflates using air in the car’s tires and protects children from freak hailstorms while walking home from school.
    • truth – this is probably the dumbest idea ever imagined (imagine children running to attach their inflatable shelters to the valve stems of random automobiles at the first sight of hail while walking home form school). It’s ridiculous even by Andy standards and the odds of it being real are less than zero!
  • Lie: Ryion and I are running from a federal court summons
    • truth – there is no federal summons because there is no federal case because Andy and Steve never filed in federal court.
    • truth – Actually Andy Esquivel is the one running from court summons’. Several state entities and plaintiffs have been trying to serve him with papers for years without success. He remains in hiding.
    • truth – thew reason Andy cannot sue anybody is because if he ever appeared in court, he would be arrested on several outstanding warrants and served with court papers while in custody.
  • Lie: Andy Esquivel owns two nightclubs
    • truth – Andy used to own part of a sushi shop and once suckered the owners of a now bankrupt club in Park City into signing over 10% of their club in exchange for a percentage in “Xtagged”, but that’s it. Today, Andy couldn’t afford two golf clubs.
  • Lie: I sent emails to Andy’s 14 year old son calling Andy a scam
    • truth – Andy cc’d his son on a series of threatening emails sent to Ryion and I. When his son complained, Andy sent his son threatening emails and later claimed that the threats were really sent by Ryion and I impersonating him.
  • Lie: Andy’s son’s school decided not to allow kids to use Xtagged.com when they saw blogs posted by Ryion Butcher claiming it was a scam
    • truth – Andy showed up at his son’s school one day and started handing out Xtagged.com stickers to the children attending there. The principal caught Andy and demanded that he leave school grounds immediately! He also told Andy that if he ever showed up on school grounds again, the school would notify the police.
  • Lie: Ryion and I are impersonating various officials, including lawyers and police officers who are trying to contact Andy
    • truth – all the officials trying to reach Andy to discuss his various criminal activities are real (as Andy has since found out the hard way)
  • Lie: Andy Esquivel was willing to buy PartyUtah.com for $150,000 but I asked Steve Klemark to buy the website for that amount instead of buying Xtagged for millions.
    • truth – Andy Esquivel called me out of the blue in late 2009 and asked if I’d be willing to sell PartyUtah.com and for how much. I replied “…sure, for $150,000,” which was $100k more than I thought the site was worth at the time and $150k more than I knew Andy had. Ever since then, Andy has perpetuated the myth that PartyUtah.com is for sale and that I’m asking him, Steve, or some other mythical creature for $150k. The fact is, PartyUtah.com isn’t for sale…period! If it was for sale, Andy Esquivel is the last person on Earth I’d consider selling the site to at any price. Steve Klemark did tell me in early 2010 that he thought Xtagged.com was worth $1,000 because he saw it on Google (at which point I told him he was an idiot and that the site wasn’t worth fifty bucks), but that’s the extent of our conversation.
  • Lie: Andy Esquivel has a private investigator named Zed
    • truth – there is no private investigator named Zed
  • Lie: Stephen R. Klemark hired a private investigator named Zed
    • truth – there is no private investigator named Zed
  • Lie: a company that was about to buy Andy out hired a private investigator named Zed
    • truth – there is no private investigator named Zed
  • Lie: Zed is working on a huge expose on me that will be in all the papers using information he got from an ex-girlfriend of mine
    • truth – there is no Zed, if there is then he isn’t a private investigator, and the only information he has on me is the garbage he got by talking to my mentally incompetent mother
    • Note: Andy subsequently admitted via email that “Zed” was a fictional character created by Steve Klemark to prove some sort of point.
  • Lie: Andy Esquivel’s private investigator’s real name is Zeb, not Zed
    • truth – Andy Esquivel mis-spelled the name of his fictitious private investigator in an email to me and has since pretended I got the name wrong to cover his ass
    • Update: Andy later admitted that ‘Zed’ was fake.
  • Andy Esquivel’s various websites have ton of traffic…they’re in fact visited by tens of thousands of people per month.
    • Andy is unfortunately a technology illiterate and is unaware that a “request” is meaningless in web analytics. When he see a report that reads “48,000 requests,” he thinks that means 48,000 ‘people’ visited his website. In fact, one load of Andy’s WiserTechnology.com homepage includes 52 unique server requests for different page elements. His true traffic is probably closer to 1,000 page views per month, a significant proportion of which are undoubtedly generated by search engine spiders and bots.
  • Andy Esquivel is being followed by a legitimate documentary film-maker who will chronicle his story
    • Truth: Andy is being followed around by a convicted felon names Ronald Dean Kelsay who’s criminal record includes the following charges (case numbers and dates provided for reference):
      • 1990F73 – 01/12/1990 – Theft
        Theft Twice Or More W In 6 Mons
        1st Degree Crim Tres
        Conspiracy
      • 1990CR147 – 02/07/1990 – Theft
        Theft 2x Or More Win 6mo
        1st Deg Criminal Trespass
        Conspiracy
      • 2003M3974 – 11/12/2003 – Criminal Mischief
        Criminal Mischief-under $100
      • 2004T1214 – 02/26/2004 – DUI
      • 2005CR1585 – 09/12/2005 – Criminal Mischief
        Criminal Mischief-$500-$15,000
        Criminal Mischief-$500-$15,000
        Criminal Mischief-$100-$500
      • 2006CR1040 – 07/17/2006 – Burglary
        Burglary 2-of Dwelling (2)
        Harassment-strike/shove/kick
        Menacing Felony
        Trespass 1-dwelling
        Criminal Mischief-$100-$500
  • Lie: Andy Esquivel is a genius and a good person. He is “Rich of life and Family.”
    • truth – Andy Esquivel is not a good person. He is a sociopathic, pathological lying con-artist with a criminal record and multiple fraud charges pending against him. He has conned dozens of investors out of tens of thousands of dollars and preys on the ignorant and feeble minded.
    • truth – Andy Esquivel is not a genius. He is an uneducated idiot with a vivid imagination and the ‘gift of gab’ (when he’s not strung-out on methamphetamines). He suffers from multiple delusions, including that he is a gifted inventor, wealthy philanthropist, and a wealthy businessman who is perpetually under attack from evil antagonists of every shape who want nothing more than to stop him from saving the world.
    • truth – Andy is not rich of family. He has five children by three different women, all of whom were under-aged minors when he got them pregnant (qualifying him for statutory rape charges). He has over the years been the subject of several domestic violence investigations including an arrest in Provo, Utah (court record #162999), and the 2003 incident which led to his arrest on federal weapons charges (see link below).
    • truth – Andy is not rich of life. He hasn’t had a legitimate job in years and his criminal record includes felony conviction for burglary from 1988 (Burglary case file #1 and case file #2). He currently lives in hiding with his mother in Lakewood Colorado along with his undocumented worked girlfriend who he got pregnant when she was 17 and their two children. He survives on charity and the proceeds from his various scams. Any has never paid child support for his 1st and 2nd children (for which he now owes $19,540, computed based on minimum wage because Andy has never worked). Andy’s third child (by a 17 year old girl who’s parents almost pressed rape charges against Andy) was named Jayden and was adopted by his foster parents after Andy voluntarily gave up his parental rights to the child.
    • Here’s a link to the story about the adoption of Andy’s third child:

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A Letter from a Davis County Jail

Posted on April 8, 2014 in Andy Esquivel's Scams Trial Updates Uncategorized Wiser Technology Xtagged

Andy Esquivel jail photo

You guys will think this is funny: here’s a copy of a letter which Andy Esquivel wrote while in jail in Davis County.  In this letter, Andy complains about both the prosecutor and his newest public defender.  He also compares himself to Martin Luther King and brags that he marched around the jail yard all day on Martin Luther King’s birthday.

Here’s a copy of the letter [PDF].

It’s pretty sad and pathetic.  I’d write more about it, but I’m really busy this week.

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ANDY ESQUIVEL SPEAKS FROM JAIL!!!

Posted on March 3, 2014 in Andy Esquivel's Scams Andy's Threats Andy's Videos Buzz/Wiser Karma Cause Trial Updates Wiser Car Cover Wiser E-Cigarettes Wiser Eyes Wiser Helmet Wiser No Phone Zone Wiser Technology Xooplay Xtagged

Andy Esquivel jail photo

Just when you guys thought Andy would never post on YouTube again (because he’s in JAIL), Andy defies the odds and manages to get a video posted anyway.  Boy, this guy REALLY doesn’t know when to shut up!

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In this latest video, Andy convinces his girlfriend (he’s now using me as the excuse why he never married her in spite of the fact they have three kids together) to put him on speaker so she can record him from jail and post online.  It sounds like he’s calling from the common yard at the Davis County jail because there’s lots of commotion around him.

Andy explains that he’s in jail of his own free will.  That he asked to be sent to Jail on January 7th because ‘the prosecution has postponed his trial six times’…which makes perfect sense, right?  Andy tries to put his own spin on his February 11th hearing claiming that he’s being committed to a state mental hospital because the Judge wants to prove he is sane, not for restoration of sanity because he is insane as is actually the case.  He rambles on and on about the conspiracy against him, his million dollar lawsuits, all his inventions – basically all the delusions that are the reason he’s being held for restoration right now in the first place.  He demonstrates in the space of five minutes that indeed the psychiatrists are absolutely correct – he is not mentally competent to stand trial and he is badly in need of psychiatric help.

Half-way through the video, Andy is interrupted by an inmate named “Boss” who tries to explain that in fact the fight he was just part of was not his fault and was nothing for his wife to worry about.  The guy Andy got into a fight with should never have been let out of isolation because, like Andy, the inmate he fought with was is mentally disturbed.  Andy also brags that he’s lost a lot of weight in jail (I guess he’s sensitive about his weight) and that jail isn’t so bad after all.

I never thought I’d live to see the day when Andy Esquivel is posting psychotic rants from behind bars, but here it is.  He has no idea why he’s there, no idea what he needs to do to be released, and shows no signs that his delusions have abated.  Between us, I think Andy is going to be incarcerated for a very long time, because he’s never going to admit that he’s a delusional mess and needs help.  The more he resists treatment, the longer he’s going to remain in state custody and I personally believe that’s a good thing.

I wonder what Allen Brady, Steve Klemark, Shar Jenkins, and Ron Kelsay are thinking right now?  “…Boy, were we stupid!”

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Andy Esquivel committed to state mental hospital

Posted on February 25, 2014 in Andy Esquivel's Scams Andy's Threats Andy's Videos Ron Kelsay Trial Updates Wiser Technology Xtagged

Andy Esquivel jail photo

At long last we’ve received the audio transcript [AUDIO]of the February 11th hearing in which Andy Esquivel was ordered “held for restoration” (of sanity) at the Utah State Mental Hospital.  At this hearing Alan Brady also received a stern warning against continuing to pretend to be Andy Esquivel’s attorney.

It was an eventful hearing to say the least!

First of all, Andy’s public defender was not present at the hearing.  He’s still very much in charge of the case, but it’s curious that he was not able to attend.  Has Andy pissed off another public defender?  Telling is the fact that before the end of this audio transcript we hear Andy meekly declare to the judge “…he lied last time, I don’t trust him” as the Judge continued to explain that all motions need to be filed through his attorney and could not be submitted willy-nilly to the court.

Which brings us to Alan Brady:  As you all know, Alan Brady has been acting as Andy’s pseudo-attorney for years now, helping him draft legal-looking court documents and such to perpetuate Andy’s various schemes.  Alan’s latest foray into make-believe legal work has been to draft a motion for dismissal on Andy’s behalf and to file it with the court.  Alan apparently told the attorney assisting Andy in court on the 11th about thee motions he’d been drafting and filing and got spanked!  We don’t obviously have a recording of the conversation, but the attorney mentioned several times in the audio transcript before the Judge that she told Alan in no uncertain terms that drafting legal documents and pretending to be an attorney (as he’s been doing for years now) is illegal.  She states that she told Alan flatly (and reminded him indirectly several times in court) that Andy can draft motions if he wants to, but if Alan continued to do so, he could be charged.

It was actually telling how much time the court spent on this subject and I think everybody in that room knew Alan Brady was walking on very thin ice.

The state submitted a motion to have Andy held for restoration (of sanity) which the court accepted.  Andy through his stand-in attorney saying that he’s been in jail for a long time and that he wanted his ‘bail’ reduced so that he could attend to some medical issues.  The court (and his representation) explained that bail wasn’t an issue since he was being held for restoration and is basically going to be incarcerated until his various delusions are cured (you know, the ones where he’s a genius inventor who’s being persecuted by a shadowy conspiracy to cost the world millions and billions of dollars).  In other words, either Andy admits that he’s a con-artist, that all his ‘inventions’ are fake, that Wiser Technology and Xtagged were basically scams and that he’s been lying all this time in order to screw people out of money, or he stays in the state mental hospital until the state gets bored and decides to drop the charges against him.

Once it started to sink in for Andy that he was likely to remain in state custody for a very long time, he he suddenly had a change of heart about those “misdemeanors and no jail time” that he’s been complaining that his attorneys tried to trick him into taking ages ago.  “I’ll take the misdemeanors and no jail time then,” he said desperately to the end of the transcript, but as the court explained – it’s too late.

One thing Andy tried to do made at least some sense – he tried to file a motion (or rather Alan Brady tried to file a motion on Andy’s behalf) to strike the jury trial and switch to a bench trial where the Judge has more latitude to act.  Unfortunately, Alan isn’t an attorney and the court made it clear to Andy that no such motion would be considered unless it came directly from his public defender.  Ironically, Alan (and Andy) got the idea to strike the jury trial form this website.  Your welcome for the free legal advice fellas.  😉

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Andy Esquivel Sentenced to State Mental Hospital

Posted on February 17, 2014 in Andy Esquivel's Scams Andy's Threats Andy's Videos Ron Kelsay Trial Updates

Andy Esquivel jail photo

Andy Esquivel has been sentenced to a state mental institution until he is determined to be mentally competent to stand trial for three felony counts of securities fraud.  He remains in custody at Davis County Jail and a competency evaluation has been set for August at which time Judge Connors will determine when the trial can proceed.

We’ve known for some time that Andy Esquivel was crazy and we’ve been saying as much here on this blog and on it’s predecessor websites for years.  Only a lunatic could seriously claim to have invented such outlandish creations as an alcoholic energy drink that’s supposedly endorsed by Mothers Against Drunk Driving, or an inflatable car cover that deflates your tires to spare your paint, or radioactive fingernail polish actuated tabled that uses blue-tooth to broadcast your complete medical history to everyone around you in a bar.

Once Andy has received the medication (and detoxification) he requires, the hope is that he will be able to accept responsibility for what he has done and the trial can move forward.  If Andy is lucky his public defender will then be able to convince him top plead guilty to the charges against him so that he can serve his time and move on with his life.

Eventually Andy might even be able to become a fully functioning, gainfully employed member of society – one who pays taxes, child support, and lives by the fruits of his own labor instead of the ill-gotten gains from his various scams.  One can only hope.

In the meantime at least, Andy Esquivel remains off the streets and more importantly off the Internet.  He is no longer a danger to himself or to others.  If we are lucky, then his equally delusional followers will learn a lesson from this long drama – in the end you can’t con your way into wealth.  You have to add as much value to this world as you expect to take out of it.

Hear that Alan Brady, Shar Jenkins, Steve Klemark and John Steer?  Get lives, get jobs, and stop chasing the quick buck.  Oh yea, and leave those drugs alone!

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Experts find Andy Esquivel mentally incompetent

Posted on February 11, 2014 in Andy Esquivel's Scams Andy's Threats Andy's Videos Trial Updates Xtagged

Andy Esquivel jail photo

On January 7th a visibly agitated Andy Esquivel walked into court and faced Judge Connors after the first of two psychiatrists found him mentally incompetent to stand trial.  According to the audio transcript which we acquired from the court, the first psychiatrist found that Andy suffers from delusions and is bi-polar.  Andy’s defense attorney stated that a second mental evaluation will more than likely find the same, so the trial needs to be postponed until Andy can receive the medication (and possibly hospitalization) he needs.

The prosecutor protested the fact that Andy can’t seem to get himself together enough to meet with the second psychiatrist pointing out that Andy’s obstructive behavior has caused this case to drag on for a seeming eternity.  He pointed out that the first pre-trial was more than two years ago and that Andy’s behavior has been going on for more than five years now.  The prosecutor requested that the court incarcerate Andy to keep him from continuing to be a hindrance to the case.

Judge Connors agreed with the prosecutor, but before sending Andy off to jail allowed Andy one more chance to explain himself.  Andy took the opportunity to launch into a lunatic rant in which he claimed he was not insane, that eh would not take misdemeanors, that he’s been called a liar in front of the whole world (as if anybody other than his victims and Alan Brady are actually paying attention to this trial), that he has some assorted motions that he swears he filed, blah, blah, blah…  none of this impressed the judge at all, and when Andy said “I’ll go to jail right now to prove (something)”, Judge Connors only replied “Well, I’ll give you that opportunity in a minute.”  While being hauled off to jail, ANdy continued ranting “I want protective custody!  I’ve been threatened in this jail!  Blah, blah, blah…”  I was half expecting him to spout out that he was Napoleon or something.

Today was Andy’s pre-trial to discuss the results of the second mental evaluation in jail.  Andy remains in custody, so I doubt the results were helpful to Andy’s case.  As always, I’ll keep you all posted on what happens.

An audio transcript of the January 7th hearing can be found here: [AUDIO]

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Allen Brady tries to Con his way into $2M House

Posted on January 27, 2014 in Andy Esquivel's Scams

I have it on good authority that Allen Brady, that brainless minion who still follows Andy Esquivel around like a lost puppy hoping for a billion dollar buyout of Xtagged by Google, recently tried to con his way into a $2 Million dollar house.

Reliable sources report that Allen Brady and his wife contacted a real estate agent in norther n Utah and asked for a walk-through of a house listed for $2 Million dollars.  The listing agent, being used to scam artists and wackos trying to get a  peek inside her multimillion dollar listings by posing as legitimate qualified buyers, became suspicious.  She immediately asked Allen’s agent to verify that Allen did in fact have the means to purchase the house if she allowed him to walk visit the property.  When pressed, Allen Brady reportedly told his agent that he and his wife were about to receive a milti-million dollar settlement in a lawsuit (expected to be completed by the end of this month) and that they would be purchasing the home in cash with those funds.  He mentioned my name as being the defendant in the lawsuit.

Funny thing about the Internet today – Allen’s broker decided to check out the story.  not only did he find out that there is no multi-million dollar lawsuit with me as a defendant or Allen Brady as a plaintiff, but he also found this website which gave explicit details about the scam to which Allen was referring and the fact that it’s founder is in jail right now awaiting a psychiatric evaluation to determine whether or not he is sane enough to stand trial for three felony counts of securities fraud.

Needless to say, Allen and his wife were not allowed to tour the house and other brokers were warned to be on the lookout for an over-wright drug addict pretending to be the recipient of a large legal settlement wanting to look at multi-million dollar homes.

I will say this for Allen Brady – he’s sure got a pair.  It takes serious guts to try to scam your way into somebody else’s house by pretending that a guy who’s now been thrown under the bus by three of his defense attorneys is somehow going to be acquitted at the last minute and will close a lightening settlement for millions of dollars because his long line of fake products turned out to be real after all.  Obviously somebody spent too much time at the recreational pot stores the last time he was in Colorado.

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Court orders Andy Esquivel held without bail

Posted on January 8, 2014 in Andy Esquivel's Scams Trial Updates Xtagged

Andy Esquivel - convicted felon

On January 7th Judge Connors of Davis County ordered Andy Esquivel held in Davis County Jail without bail until further notice.  We’re still waiting for the audio transcripts of the hearing, but it must not have gone well.

On January 7th the court was scheduled to review the results of Andy’s mandatory psychiatric evaluations to determine whether he was competent to stand trial.  Immediately after that hearing Andy’s mug-shot appeared on the Davis County jail website with a booking time of 10:49am.

See the court order here: [PDF]

The contents of Andy’s psychiatric evaluation are sealed so we don’t know what the psychiatrists found, but my hunch is that they determined Andy to be dangerous, mentally unstable, completely delusional, and incapable of telling the difference between fantasy and reality.  It only remains to be seen whether the court will determine that Andy’s mental illness is serious enough to impede his ability to receive a fair trial.

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Court to decide if Andy Esquivel is CRAZY!!!

Posted on October 29, 2013 in Andy Esquivel's Scams Andy's Threats Andy's Videos Buzz/Wiser Karma Cause Ron Kelsay Trial Updates Uncategorized Wiser Car Cover Wiser E-Cigarettes Wiser Eyes Wiser Helmet Wiser No Phone Zone Wiser Technology Xooplay Xtagged

At the pre-trial hearing on October 22nd, Andy Esquivel’s defense counsel asked for a continuance of the proceeding until January 7th to give the court time to ascertain whether Andy is clinically INSANE!!! If Andy is found to be CRAZY and therefore unfit to stand trial, he could be sentenced to time in a Utah mental institution.

At the request of defense counsel, this matter is continued to
1/7/2014 to allow the defendant to have a mental health evaluation
completed to determine if defendant is competent to stand trial.
The State will prepare the order.
The trial date will remain in place.

Irony: this is EXACTLY what we’ve been trying to say for years! Yes, Andy Esquivel is mentally insane and so is his chief accomplice Allen Brady. Both need to be institutionalized for their own safety and for the safety of others.

I’ll post audio of the pre-trial haring soon, but for now the trial date last set stands pending the mental health review.

I think that pretty much closes the case on Andy. When your own defense attorney states in court for the record that you’re nuts, it’s time to pack up shop and go home.

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Judge shuts the door on Andy Esquivel’s imaginary evidence…

Posted on June 28, 2013 in Andy's Threats Trial Updates Xtagged

Andy Esquivel

Well, it’s official – Andy Esquivel won’t be allowed to call any witnesses at his jury trial in October.  In fact, Andy won’t be able to present any evidence of consequence at his trial in October, so he’s essentially screwed.

On June 10th Judge Connors signed a motion to compel [PDF] filed by Prosecutor Nathan Lyon which gave Andy until May 21st to provide the prosecution with full details of all his witnesses and all evidence Andy intended to present at trial.  Andy failed to comply.  The list Andy did provide was incomplete and the witnesses all found to be irrelevant to the case.  Andy’s evidence was likewise found to be completely irrelevant to the charges against him.

The motion to compel signed by Judge Connors EXPLICITLY states that any evidence not provided to the prosecution by May 21st will not be permitted at trial!  May 21st was over a month ago, so Andy has missed his deadline to present any evidence which could support his defense.  Since nothing that Andy has provided up until now will help him at trial in October, Andy basically won’t have a defense in October.

(No lawyer) + (No defense) + (No evidence) + (Refuses to admit he did anything wrong or to pay his victims their money back) = Andy Esquivel is definitely on his way to prison in October.  Good luck with that, Andy!

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Andy Esquivel’s imagination still going

Posted on May 17, 2013 in Andy Esquivel's Scams

Andy Esquivel

Just in case there was any doubt left in the world that pathological lying sociopath and convicted felon Andy Esquivel is completely insane, here’s a post from one of Andy’s blogs to dispel all doubt.

Andy pitched how important a car plates network was for future “Driverless Cars” at CES show 2007. Allen Brady “How would you call a Driverless Taxi, on your smartphone “Just take a pic of the Taxi’s plate number & it will meet you at a safe pick-up area like The Long Rangers Horse” Xtagged system is worth Billions…

Now there are several obvious problems with Andy’s delusion.  First of all, Andy never spoke at CES in 2007.  In fact, I doubt he could even afford to go.  If he did manage to scrape up enough money to go to Vegas that year and tried to talk to someone about “driverless cars”, he’d have been laughed out of the building.  Second, there is no “Xtagged system”.  Third, the idea of hailing a taxi by scanning it’s license plate before it arrives is ludicrous and not very well conceived.  It’s the kind of thing only a drug addict like Andy Esquivel could dream up.  Finally, “Lone Ranger” is spelled with an “E” not a “G” as in Andy’s post.  The ranger was alone, not long like a pipe.

Andy is still clinging to the delusion that his imaginary company is somehow worth “Billions”, which is a fantasy he will likely still be clinging to when he’s shipped off to prison for securities fraud later this summer.  The only question is whether Andy will try to impress the jury with his long list of imaginary inventions or whether he’ll go to jail quietly without so much as a whimper.

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Andy Esquivel loses his mind…

Posted on April 30, 2013 in Andy Esquivel's Scams

Andy EsquivelToday Andy Esquivel posted the clearest evidence to date that he is either strung out on drugs or that he needs to be committed to a mental institution immediately. This 5 minute video posted on Youtube clearly illustrates the state of Andy’s mind and will immediately convince anybody watching that Andy is not only a fraud, but probably shouldn’t be on the outside of a padded cell.

The premise of this video is that Wiser Technology, Andy’s fake company with no employees, no office, no revenue, no capital, and no customers is somehow the world’s center of innovation and were it not for the interference of Andy’s fraud victims and the Utah justice system, Andy’s imaginary inventions could have saved lives at the Boston Marathon.

What inventions you ask? Well in this video alone, Andy claims to have invented an app that reminds you at regular intervals that today might end badly (this is not a joke – watch the video). In another portion of the video, Andy claims to be the source of the idiotic idea of training homeless animals (he specifically mentions ‘cats’) to be bomb-sniffing homeless animals.

It is clear from the content and tone of this video that Andy Esquivel has completely lost his mind. The timing couldn’t be worse for this onset of sudden and complete psychosis, as Andy’s final pre-trial hearing is scheduled for May 7th. Andy needs to detox before then so he can cope with the state’s motion to compel discovery.

In other news, Andy recently posted a cashiers check on his Diigo blog that he claims is a child support payment (the amount is obscured to avoid a more thorough inspection). Unfortunately for Andy, neither the Utah Office of Recovery Services nor the Colorado Department of Child Support Enforcement received any such payment, so Andy is still not in compliance with a recent court order that he begin paying $370 per month immediately.

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Andy Esquivel invents Web Super Hero!

Posted on April 23, 2013 in Andy Esquivel's Scams Trial Updates

Just when you thought Andy Esquivel’s schemes couldn’t get any more childish and insane, he comes up with something that’s so incredibly stupid it makes you wonder how he managed to get out of kindergarten.

This is “Super X-Man”, Andy’s latest super-hero.  Andy claims to have created this cyber-crime fighting character for i-Safe and for John King’s kids.  Both assertions are completely untrue of course, but that won’t stop Andy from pretending that this character had something to do with his Xtagged scam back in 2009.

The cartoon character is actually a Zaazu smiley lifted from this website (fourth row, first smiley) and modified in Photoshop to sport an “X” instead of an “S”.  Andy is notorious for finding cute characters online and pretending he came up with the graphic himself or licensed it’s use for one of his scams (Crazy Frog being the most notorious example).  Here’s how Andy describes the new super hero and once again claims that the little character would have saved the world had it not been for the exploits of evil mastermind Daryl Acumen:

D.O.B: 2009 meet Super X online delete man his promise is to fight online crime & delete people like Daryl Acumen & his Xtagged co-conspirators, trust us Superman don’t eXist but online Super X-man does his true name will be revealed soon;)  …Andy created this internet superhero for ex-F.B.I. agent Mr. King’s kids of www.I-Safe.Org in 2009:)x Here’s Daryl Acumen’s face after Super X busted Daryl:'( cry baby… Team Wiser
The World Wide Web’s first Superhero that actually fights Cyber Crime using Digital Internet Dna System

So there you have it – this stolen Zaazu smiley is going to save the internet with fictitious Digital Internet DNA technology that Steve Klemark isn’t smart enough to spell, much less invent, and he would have done it already if it hadn’t been for those pesky fraud victims who keep pressing charges against Andy for stealing their money.

In related news, the final pre-trial hearing in Andy’s securities fraud trial has been moved up one week – probably to deal with the fact that Andy still refuses to fully comply with a mutual discovery order issued by Judge Connors over a month ago.  The court will likely rule on prosecutor Nathan Lyon’s ‘motion to compel  and will force Andy to hand over all witness information, potential testimony, and all remaining documents on pain of a contempt finding.  Full case update available here [PDF].

The new pre-trial hearing has been set for May 7th in the same court-room.  Hopefully Andy will be able to fly out for the hearing, since it probably won’t end well in his absence.

 

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WISER TECHNOLOGY SOLD!!!

Posted on April 18, 2013 in Andy Esquivel's Scams Wiser E-Cigarettes

Andy Esquivel

Well not really, but in the following email [PDF] from Andy Esquivel to his e-cigarette supplier in China, Andy CLAIMS to have sold Wiser technology to some people with “lots of money” and tries to convince his supplier to reduce the size of his order because the $4,000 he managed to steal and Western Union to China was all he would be able to send.  Andy’s supplier responds with a follow-up email [PDF] stating that they will not send any more e-cigarettes until Andy wires the balance owed.

William I sold Wiser technology I am under contract and I cannot talk about it, until my attorney says it’s ok. And the new owners have lots of money you don’t want to lose this account its big just send the difference in e-cigs send half of both batteries any color, NO mint! if you want they don’t care they want to carry both anyway William and they will order from you they are just spooked about giving more cash money. I will make you a deal you send 230 and I personally will western union the rest of money just as I did before with $4.000 I told you in email that they told me not to western union the money and I did anyway of my own personal money.

All of this is an obvious scam.  If Andy had really sold Wiser technology (which didn’t legally exist at the time) to a group of people with lots of money’ then why was he having such a hard time coming up with the rest of the cash for the e-cigarettes he ordered…which were the company’s only product?  What did Andy do with the money from the supposed sale?  If he sold his company, then why didn’t he have enough money to pay his ex for back child support (I’ve already sent a copy of this email to ORS)?  Why couldn’t he pay the scammed Utah investors back?

The bottom line is, Andy Esquivel is a very talented liar.  It takes a lot of guts to spout nonsense that is so utterly unbelievable and to be able to keep a straight face so that people actually wonder if there’s a shred of truth in what you are saying.

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Andy Esquivel’s Xraza Phone exposed!!!

Posted on April 18, 2013 in Andy Esquivel's Scams

Andy Esquivel

One of the goofier imaginary products which Andy has pretended to have invented is the “Xraza Phone.”   This is a sister product to the equally imaginary “Chinera Phone” which Andy pretended to have invented some time earlier.

The concept for the Xraza Phone is as racist as it is ridiculous.  Andy pretended to have purchased an iPhone knock-off from China for $27 and claimed he was going to develop a series of apps for it that would appeal to immigrants.  He claims the apps would include Google Translate so that immigrants could understand English, and makes reference to features designed to appeal to ‘Chinese people’.  Here’s the text of an email [PDF]Andy sent to Leonard Martinez pitching the idea:

Subject: Leonard please call me App for Airport is from 2 party company
and they have a third party company that want to trade technology and
all they want is percentage of Wiser tech
From: Andres Esquivel <utxpatrol@ymail.com>
Date: Tue, November 23, 2010 12:27 pm
To: lmartinez@denverlegalteam.com, info@denverlegalteam.com
They won’t let me unveil Airport app until i have answered a question that I think you need to advise on
please call 720-318-0625 i had to get a new phone because i made deal with china and they sold me
Phone that is alot like the Iphone at 27 dollars a unit this new company not William they loved my idea
of Making La Raza Iphone for Hispanics community I am calling it Xraza the phone’s app’s are all to
help immigrants just like the Chinese people help each other to succeed We will make a phone that
brings all Latino together sample one of the App’s on the phone is Google Translator and next app
would be to your attorney office just call me please
Thank You Much! Andres Esquivel
Sent with Chimera WiserPhone…

Obviously the “Xraza phone” doesn’t exist, but the majority of Andy’s emails contain a signature line claiming that they were sent from one.  Obviously Andy enjoys pretending to be a mobile app developer.  If he actually developed one, he might be able to earn enough money to pay his monthly child support bill.

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We are Billionaires!!!

Posted on April 11, 2013 in Xtagged

In the following email [PDF] which Andy Esquivel sent on June 29th, 2010, Andy announces to his followers that they are all “Billionaires!!!!!!”.  The a doctored image of a mysterious device is then proudly attached to the email in order to convince Andy’s followers that soem new Xtagged invention has been released that will ensure them instant fame and fortune!

Unfortunately for Andy, the device was neither an Xtagged product at all, but a prototype LG spart-phone concept from LG (actual photo to the right).

Notice how Andy whites out the product details so nobody with an IQ below 20 will realize that he’s stolen the image off the web?  Notice also the amateur  “Xtagged” logo added to the device with Microsoft Paint because Andy can’t afford Photoshop?

This is one of the last times Andy will affix the Xtagged logo to his falke inventions, because soon afterwards he would start labeling everything as Wiser Technology.  it’s amazing hos transparent Andy’s scams were back then!

Here are the details about the actual product:

Concept phones always look interesting, though very often the design isn’t practical for day-to-day use if it were made into a real product. The Flutter was an entrant for LG’s recently concluded Design the Future contest that encouraged users to come up with concept designs. This design didn’t win the competition, though it did manage to grab the Prop Master’s Choice Award. When closed, the Flutter looks quite sleek with only its numeric keypad showing, though we’re not too sure how the user is expected to see what’s going on. The phone can be split open to reveal a display that fans out, sporting a user interface that looks like an exact clone of Apple’s iPhone. Don’t expect to see this phone appearing in shops anytime soon.

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Andy Esquivel claims to extort $250,000!!!

Posted on April 10, 2013 in Andy's Threats Wiser Technology Xtagged

Andy EsquivelAccording to an email sent to his supporters on January 7th, 2011, Andy Esquivel managed to extort $250,000 from investors in Colorado AFTER the nearly $250,ooo we’ve shown that he managed to steal from previous investors in Utah.  This is an important development because it proves either that Andy Esquivel had enough cash on hand to pay child support in 2011 (although he told the court on April 3rd that he did not) or that Andy Esquivel is a very good (and brave) liar!

Here’s the full text of the email for you all to inspect.  Note: When Andy says “SEO” he means “SEC,” which in his illiterate mind means the Utah Department of Securities.  The investigation he’s referring to is the one which resulted in the felony fraud charges he is now facing trial for.

——– Original Message ——–

Subject: Just got done with meeting Shar and Steve
From: Andres Esquivel <utxpatrol@ymail.com>
Date: Fri, January 07, 2011 4:50 pm
To: (…the whole world bcc)
Hey just letting you know that we all thought the SEO had started investigation the guys blog it so
much that its confusing how the SEO did not tell them to stop or you even I have my family
colleges all think there is SEO investigation going on so I am confused also! So Steve is a little
uneasy that nothing been done for now rep me only they say they are going to get council For
Wiser Technology Inc And Scam.com law suite and they have asked me to meet with Shar’s
Attorney on wedsday so I said yes and they so you dont have to be there! tThey gave me
$250,000 cashiers check Shar is with 5 links he has already told them he will be in control of 25%
WiserTechnology once it is Incorporated Steve and him already have investors on the ball that is
why it is so important to kill the bull crap when i first hired you and we put you pic on
wiserTechnology no one blogged a thing about Wisertechnology and then when they were calling
you and you were not giving them a definite awser they started blogging against everything and then
i sent out edited receipt from you and they stopped again until Daryl told the dummy’s that the
receipt was for my car wreck and that it was for $400 daryl said so they all started again so i finally
ended everything by sending the unedited receipt and the new that the man who they knew as
Wiserman and they are all now blogging that as soon as wiser man finds out that Andy is a scam he
will be suing Andy too they bogged that so i used my chest Piece and sent no only your unedited
receipt but a video from Shar telling who he is and leonard his family is big they live next door to
the lutenute Governor he took xtagged to all his dads connections and his name also got smeared
when Daryl started all the xtagged bloggs So me Steve told Shar to not let them know who he was
because we had a plan.
Thank You Much! Andres Esquivel
Sent with Chimera WiserPhone..

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Andy loses big at child support hearing

Posted on April 4, 2013 in Andy's Threats Trial Updates Wiser Technology Xtagged

Andress "Andy" Esquivel

Andy Esquivel had a bad day yesterday at his child support hearing.  This hearing was for current child support owed through Colorado and doesn’t even address the nearly $20,000 in back child support Andy already owes.

Yesterday a judge in Colorado spanked down Andy’s repeated assertions that the $5,000 check he extorted illegally from Ryion Butcher and gave to his ex should count towards his child support balance.  She pointed out to Andy that the current hearing was only to deal with the money he’s owed since November of 2011.

Andy has been ordered to pay $320 per month plus $50 per month in back support for the balance accrued since 2011.  He is still awaiting a court hearing for the $20,000 he owes prior to November 2011.

Andy argued that he’s broke and doesn’t have a job.  he said he’d bene tryign to find work but that potential employers continue to find this website, which has destroyed his good name (Andy has a criminal record going back 20 years that includes statutory rape, burglary, weapons and drug charges as well as domestic abuse…all of which is a matter of public record).  The judge wasn’t buying it and told Andy to get a job anyway.  She stated flatly that Andy has five children and thus doesn’t ‘have the luxury of sitting at home’ on his ass watching TV all day.  When Andy repeatedly tried to bring up Xtagged and Wiser Technology, the judge stopped him mid-sentence and asked “are any of these projects generating money?” – to which Andy was forced to answer “No.”

Andy was ordered to begin paying both the current payments and back child support immediately.  If he fails to pay child support as ordered by the court, then he will be forced to re-appear in June and explain why.  He could then face stiff penalties as Colorado’s deadbeat-dad laws are no joke.

It must suck to be a complete loser.

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Con-artist tries to profit from Erica Forney’s death!

Posted on March 14, 2013 in Andy Esquivel's Scams Wiser Helmet

Of all of Andy Esquivel’s fake inventions, this one has to be the most pathetic!  It’s a bicycle helmet that Andy bought from Walmart, photographed, added a sticker to with a cheap photo editor, and then tried to pass off as a serious invention that he claims to be donating to a dead child in Colorado…sick!  Here’s the product description in Andy’s own words.

There are two Buttons on the helmet: (1) MY & (2) SUNSHINE.  As the child pushes the buttons together, the lock mechanism that holds the helmet to the bike seat releases.  Both buttons must be pushed at the same time.   When pushed correctly, a tune to ‘You are my sunshine’ plays as the child is putting on the helmet .  A built in sensor then recognizes that the helmet is in place on the head of the child and turns the music off!  This was developed for and will be donated to Karma Cause Erica Forney Foundation!

Using the death of a child to pump up your own scams is disgusting.  Doing so in this cheap a fashion is just plain wrong.  Andy Esquivel should go to jail for this disgrace alone, but the jury likely won’t hear the story because Andy will be too ashamed to share.

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Wiser N.P.Z. to debut at trial!

Posted on March 14, 2013 in Andy Esquivel's Scams Wiser No Phone Zone

Wiser No Phone Zone (fake app)

Andy Esquivel’s fake “Wiser No Phone Zone” app to debut at trial on June 12th!  Andy has stated in recent blog posts that:

“The men connected to 2008-2013 conspiracy will be charged with drivers deaths for the last three years Wiser N.P.Z app would have saved lives.”

It’ll be exciting to hear Andy’s testimony about this fake app, which Andy claims that he donated to a deceased child in Colorado, in court on June 12th.  I’m sure the jury will be impressed.  If Andy can convince the jurors that all these marvelous, life changing inventions could have come to market and saved lives were it not for the “evil Xtagged conspiracy” and the “false charges” against him, then he might have a chance at securing a not guilty verdict.  At the very least it will make for a hugely entertaining trial!

I’ve attached a screen shot of Andy’s fake app to this blog post.  If you look closely you can tell the image is doctored with a cheap photo editor and isn’t really an image taken form a phone.  If you search the app store, you’ll further discover that no such app exists either on Android or iOS.  in fact, “Wiser Technology’ doesn’t even have a developer license for either platform.

Personally i think it’s sick for a con-artist to leverage the deaths of innocent people to pump up his own scams, but that’s just me.  What do you think?

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Pathological liar can’t keep his lies straight…

Posted on March 13, 2013 in Andy Esquivel's Scams Andy's Threats Xtagged

 


Andy Esquivel - pathological liar

The trouble with pathological liars is that they can never keep their lies straight.  Case -in-point is Andy Esquivel’s ridiculous claim that I once worked for him at Xtagged.  Andy has repeated this story over and over again ad-nauseam and I’ve repeatedly refuted the story by pointing out that I was working for Omniture at the time and the chances of me leaving a lucrative career at a company on the verge of a successful IPO to join a con-artist at a fictitious company that owned a website that generated only a tiny fraction of the traffic I was driving on my own entertainment website were exactly zero!  Andy claims that my supposedly being fired from his scam explains why I’m so determined to see him brought to justice for his crimes.

The latest installment in this gag is the following post on Andy’s Diigo blog.  I’ve atatched a screen capture to this blog because I’m sure Andy will delete the post once he realizes how stupid it sounds.

Daryl Acumen was fired from Xtagged 2006 and tried to come back but Allen Brady told him NO in 2007 at Xtagged club PlayGround. Daryl then started Xtagged smear/slander campaign which excelled big time in 2009 because of Bump.

Andrew Phipps filed patent May of 2010 after he was convinced Xtagged conspiracy was sending Andy to prison falsely! Andy has phone call recorded with Andrew Couch 2008-2009 Andrew says “Andy if you are not going to join with us give me your address so I can send you cease & desist order because we already filed patent before you” Liar Liar Liar…

MyspaceTagged (2007)

The MySpaceTagged website as it looked in late 2007 when I first met Andy Esquivel. Notice the Skybar banner copied from PartyUtah.com and the advertisement for a fake reality TV show in the upper right-hand corner.

Even though every word of this post by Andy is a lie, my favorite part is the first sentence: “Daryl Acumen was fired from Xtagged 2006 and tried to come back but Allen Brady told him NO in 2007…”  Now, never-mind the fact that “Xtagged.com” wasn’t even registered as a domain name until October 26th of 2007, the fact is even if I was dumb enough to accept a ‘job’ from a convicted felon like Andy Esquivel in 2006 it would have been impossible because I didn’t even MEET Andy Esquivel until the Winter of 2007!

In mid 2007 Andy Esquivel stole a banner from my website to promote a nightclub in an effort to get free drinks from the owner.  The owner asked me to talk to Andy to find out if he was legitimate later that year.  I finally met Andy in November 2007 and by late January 2008 I was beginning to realize he was actually a scam.  I have photographic proof to substantiate my timelines, including a photo of my license plate taken January 27th, 2008 at Andy’s request, but I’ll save them to embarrass Andy with in the event I’m called to testify at his fraud trial in June.  The entire scope of my interactions with Andy Esquivel and his Xtagged Scam, prior to his offer to buy PartyUtah.com from me for $150,000 in 2009, was the three months from late November 2007 until February 2008.  It took me a little over two months to figure out that Andy Esquivel was a con-artist and his Xtagged website was a scam, but it wasn’t until 2010 that I would learn the full extent of his criminal activity and be inspired to help bring him to justice.  It’s a shame the real owners of the now defunct “Club Playground” aren’t around to testify to Andy’s attempts to defraud them, but I suppose three felony counts of securities fraud will have to suffice for now.

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Andy Esquivel release “psychedelic” new music video!

Posted on March 12, 2013 in Andy Esquivel's Scams Andy's Videos Wiser Technology Xtagged

Psychedelic Andres EsquivelUnder the new YouTube profile “UtahVenger” (which must be some kind of super-hero alter-ego or something), Andy has released a “psychedelic” new music video.  The video starts off with Andy going over the evidence he’s compiled to comply with the March 26th discovery deadline in his securities fraud case.  He talks about Rebecca Dunn’s stack of evidence, and then mentions a man named Brian Davis, who Andy admits he tried to scam out of $100,000!  Next Andy cuts over to a scene where he’s driving to Farmington Utah to deliver a stack of papers to his former attorney and then the music starts.

The camera is shaky, the music is funky, it’s altogether like something out of the 1960s.  Andy spends the rest of the music video showing screen shots of his various Diigo posts, which collectively point to a vast conspiracy to endanger children by stifling Wiser Technology in it’s good and noble work to save humanity.  Andy posts the following in support of this claim:

Amazing the end music is genius “Foster The People – Pumped Up Kicks [LYRICS]” Media this highlights my email to you & the authority’s that the stall tactics Albright & Hurst were engaging in kept Wiser technology ideas from saving children’s lives, I emailed some of you media the idea to prove, it was a donation to CHS! The song is warning for kids to run for now because WT has its hands cuffed or tied by Utah Davis court. This is truly Karma Cause “Desperation Breeds Creativity”

I’m actually kind of curious as to whether this “Wiser Technology can save kid’s lives” thing is part of Andy’s defense?  The irony is that if Andy can convince a jury that Wiser Technology could have saved the lives of many children were it not for the Xtagged conspiracy, he might actually win enough sympathy to force a not-guilty verdict.  Hopefully Andy doesn’t catch on to that fact and sticks to his “Bump.com wanted to steal Xtagged” story.

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Andy Esquivel’s mother posts bail…

Posted on March 11, 2013 in Andy's Threats Wiser Technology Xtagged

Andress "Andy" Esquivel

In spite of the fact that Andy Esquivel has now lost two attorneys because of his propensity for mouthing off online, our little friend from Colorado still hasn’t learned his lesson.  Andy is now posting on YouTube and claiming that I’m somehow going to “prison” in connection with HIS securities fraud case.  Just for fun I went ahead and called Andy out by pointing out that in fact he was the one facing fraud charges and the potential of jail time not me, to which Andy responded:

“Yeah Andy is in prison right ‘Bountiful BOY'”

Apparently, Andy has forgotten that the only reason he’s not in prison right now is that his mother bought a $10,00 bond through Surety Bail Bonds to secure his release.  Because Andy has such a short memory and is getting more and more cocky about being able to walk the streets in spite of his recent incarceration and upcoming criminal trial, I thought I’d go ahead and post the details of his bail bond (which is a matter of public record) for our readers to inspect and enjoy.

[Details of Andy Esquivel’s $10,000 bond]

As you can see from these documents obtained from the court, Andy’s mother Jobita Berriel secured the $10,000 bond for her son’s release with a down payment of $540 in cash on 7/29/11 and the promise to pay the $500 balance on 8/6/2011.  Without this bonding agreement with Surety Bail Bonds, Andy Esquivel would still be in prison awaiting trial.  Since Andy has no money and no job, there is no way he would have been able to come up with the money himself.

Enjoy freedom Andy!  Unless you’re able to prove the existence of an Xtagged conspiracy, it might not last.

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2/26 Pretrial audio online now!

Posted on March 9, 2013 in Andy's Videos Trial Updates Wiser Technology Xtagged

Andress "Andy" EsquivelThe audio transcript of Andy Esquivel’s February 26th pre-trial hearing is online now exclusively at Xtagged.co!

[AUDIO TRANSCRIPT]

Andy has been bragging on his various scam blogs that you can call the court and order “video” of the proceeding, but (as usual) Andy is lying.  No video is available of the hearing, only the audio we provide here.

The hearing went pretty much as expected: Andy kept insisting he was innocent, indicating that he probably won’t plead ‘Guilty’  until he very last minute.  The judge noted Andy’s intention to represent himself, but explained that he will still be required to follow the protocols of the court, and Andy agreed.  A trial date was set for June, which was the earliest they had available.  The prosecution pushed a 2012 motion for reciprocal discovery which Andy still has not complied with – meaning that Andy still hasn’t provided the prosecution with his “evidence”, case overview, or a list of potential witnesses for trial.  Andy tried to pin the blame on WIlliam Albright, but his former public defender was quick to point out that (a) Andy had a copy of everything he gave to his investigator and (b) the point is moot because the motion is for Andy, not Albright, and it’s Andy’s responsibility to comply.  The court agreed and gave Andy a hard deadline of March 26th to hand over all evidence, testimony and witness lists to the prosecution.

“Your Honor, here’s where we’re at: He needs to comply with the motion that’s been made by the state for reciprocal discovery.  Whether he’s given me anything or not is moot because he’s got it!  He’s got whatever he gave me.  He gave me copies if he gave me anything at all (or my investigator), so what’s before the court right now is he needs a timeframe that he will comply with the motion for reciprocal discovery.” – William Albright

The highlight of the hearing was probably when Andy tried to make a big deal of the fact that trial had been postponed.  He asked the judge to tell him who had a calendar conflict and thus couldn’t make trial ‘today.’  The judge was understandably confused and explained to Andy that today was a pre-trial conference, that trial was stricken at the last pre-trial (which he missed) and that all the details were discussed in his absence…which apparently Alan Brady failed to convey.  At first Andy even pretended not to be aware that trial wasn’t going to begin on the 26th, even though he’s posted such several times across the web over the last several weeks.  The funniest part was when Andy started to tell the judge that he had “all [his]witnesses” present and ready to go, even though only Alan Brady and some woman described as an “older, heavy-set Latina with bad hair” were in the courtroom.  Shar Jenkins, John Steer, Steve Klemark, and Ron Kelsay were all noticeably absent.

Andy has been claiming that a slew of potential witnesses (including Rebecca Dunn) will be testifying in his defense.  If that’s true, then Andy has until the 26th to notify the prosecution so that the court can prepare for their testimony…otherwise they will all be forbidden from testifying and Andy’s evidence will not be permitted in court.  Obviously whatever was in the shoebox Andy gave to Nathan Hurst, the public defender didn’t find it very actionable.  It will be interesting to see what Andy does next.

Since Andy is now acting as his own counsel, his contact information is a matter of public record.  That information as provided to the court follows:

Andres “Andy” Esquivel
990 Upham Street
Lakewood Co. 80214
(770) 779-4737

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Andy Esquivel explains why he’s broke…

Posted on March 2, 2013 in Andy's Threats Ron Kelsay Xtagged

In a recent email, Andy Esquivel tries to explain to his followers why he’s broke. According to Andy, it all my fault and it has nothing to do with the fact that he hasn’t bothered looking for a job in the last 10 years. He also continues to promise easy riches from a huge “lawsuit” that’s eminent, even though Andy can’t even afford an attorney to represent him in his criminal trial.

“FYI especially all of you that was helping Xtagged in 2009 we do have a multi-million $ lawsuits against Bump & scam.com we all should have been living good by now it’s because of Daryl helping bump slander Xtagged you were cheated. when you call please let us know the movie producers wants to interview all who call officer Metcalf in American Fork thx.”

As you can see, Andy is also still clinging to the fantasy that he’s the subject of an upcoming Hollywood blockbuster that will rival “The Social Network” in US ticket sales. He’s also supposedly orchestrating a huge criminal case against me in American Fork for exposing all his businesses as scams and costing Utah taxpayers billions of dollars in tax revenue.

In another part of he same email, Andy pretends to be Shar Jenkins claiming “I will be monitoring emails for Andy while he’s on a month business trip thank you all!” It funny, but when I am on business trips I monitor my own email. I guess Andy likes pretending that he’s too rich and too important to check his own messages. I wonder where And’s pretending to be?

And in other news Andy claims to have developed an iPhone app to expose corrupt lawyers like the ones who kept encouraging him to take a plea deal rather than going to trial. I have an iPhone5 and I couldn’t find any such app in the iTunes Store, but Andy provides a fake link to a non-existent page to prove that it’s actually legit. Maybe Andy will provide a screen shot of this fake app for us to share…then he can explain to the world how he can afford to develop such sophisticated software when he can’t even afford to pay child support.

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New trial date set in Andy Esquivel’s securities fraud case

Posted on February 28, 2013 in Trial Updates Xtagged

Andy Esquivel

A jury trial date has been set in the felony securities fraud trial of Andres “Andy” Esquivel.  At the pre-trial conference on February 26th, Andy waived his right to counsel and informed the court that he intends to represent himself.  A final pre-trial conference has been set for May 14th, followed by a 3-day jury trial on June 12th – 14th.  Judge Connors will preside over the trial.

[Trial update]

In a preview of what is to come, immediately after the trial Andy Esquivel filmed a crazy, ranting video immediately after the hearing in which he insists that the trial will never happen because the prosecutor keep stalling the case.  He also introduced star witness Jeff Parker, who nobody has ever heard of.  Speaking on the subject of Tuesday’s hearing, Andy Esquivel wrote:

“…Jeff Parker shows at court – YouTube. Holje & Albright are both connected to CORRUPTED PROSECUTOR J.C Ynchausti that covered up the attempted murder of John Steer when he was struck in the head five times by a que ball at hero’s.  This is why I told judge Connors at pretrial I can not trust attorneys

As soon as the audio transcript is available, we will post it for everyone to see.

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Andy Esquivel Fan Videos!

Posted on February 26, 2013 in Andy Esquivel's Scams Andy's Videos Karma Cause Wiser E-Cigarettes Wiser Eyes Wiser Technology Xtagged