Posted on May 15, 2014 in Andy's Threats Ron Kelsay Trial Updates Wiser Technology
Andy Esquivel has been keeping himself busy writing letters from jail. He’s now been moved to a mental hospital, but it’s still interesting to see how Andy kept himself busy. Below is a link to several of these letters – including one from his “spouse” (girlfriend actually) and one complaining about his newest public defender. The letters are hard to read, but still fun.
Incidentally, I’m curious what Andy’s personal biographer Ron Kelsay is thinking right now. I’d give $50 bucks to see the look on his face when he reads these letters from jail and realizes that his documentary is never going to sell any tickets. I wonder what Allen Brady is thinking now that his dream of moving into a $2 Million dollar house with the proceeds from some lawsuit over Xtagged evaporate. I wonder what Steve Klemark is thinking now that he realizes he drove his wife to the brink by chasing a drug addicted con-man around for years. I wonder what Shar Jenkins is thinking right now, realizing that his dream of opening a night-club in Park City have vanished. Guys, you’re welcome to post your thoughts – we’re all dying to hear form you!
Update: I spent a lot of time trying to understand these letters and after way too much time immersed in Andy’s gibberish I realized that int he second (or third) letter, Andy is actually trying to convince the judge to recuse himself from this case and grant Andy a change of venue with a new judge. If that’s not a sign of pure desperation, then I don’t know what is.
Oh man, I wonder if there’s an app I can drop this into that will translate Andy into English because I cannot read a word of what Andy has written here. But I’m sure it’s something like “Blah blah blah Daryl is so jealous blah blah blah Xtagged blah blah blah Trying to steal our company blah blah blah Here’s Boss.”
Is Andy aware that he is not only incompetent to motion the court to do anything right now, but also that his lawyer must file these motions? Is he unaware that even if he were competent that the Judge won’t consider anything sent to him that isn’t through his lawyer? Does he NEVER LEARN is what I’m trying to say.
The more you understand of these letters, the worse it gets actually. Not only is Andy not competent to file motions or even talk to anyone outside his padded cell, not only won’t the judge consider any motions that don’t come through his attorney, but now Andy is saying that he’s alienated another public defender so his latest counsel isn’t taking his calls and Andy is accusing the Judge’s staff of collusion with the prosecutor, which is the sort of thing only a crazy person would come up with.
It seems highly unlikely that Andy will be free again any time soon.